Yeah. He was dark. His skin was dark. Brown. And his eyes. They twitched. A lot. But the really weird thing ? The color. Not his skin. His eyes. They were... ...like purple, really light purple. There's a name for it. What is that...?Lavender! That's right. His eyes are lavender and they were nervous-lookin'; they twitched.

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"Alms for the poor? Alms for the poor?" she paused, farted silently, scratched her spare beard, coughed, squeezed out another as she pleaded again, "Aaalms?"

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